Justice for Missouri Secession

Peacefully grant the remaining United States of America a Pizza Party furnished by Pizza Hut and Papa Johns (unless he keeps laying off his workers) should the State of Missouri succeed with one or both of their petitions to the White House to Secede from the Union.

As remaining loyal citizens of America, and to shove it in Missourians faces once they aren’t a part of the US any longer, a Nationwide Pizza Party would reconcile differences, mend old wounds and bring together the nation.