Physiology of DARKRAI—POKEMON OF ENDLESS NIGHTMARES
Darkrai is a black, shadow-like creature. It has a small head with a white fog-like ghostly substance billowing from its head covering one of its bright blue eyes, and also has a red spiky growth around its neck. It has skinny arms and long black tatters hanging from its shoulders. It also has black, claw-like hands. It has the slight appearance of an hourglass figure and appears to be wearing an old, ripped cloak. It normally doesn’t have any sort of legs, but it is able to extend stilt-like appendages in their place. In self-defense, Darkrai also appears capable of retracting its head and white “plume” into the pit atop its torso fringed by the aforementioned red growth.
Darkrai is a genderless species.
Darkrai is know for its ability to put people and Pokémon in endless nightmares only stopped if close to a lunar wing from Cresselia. It can become a shadow and escape danger or contact of humans, but it is still capable to take damage by special attacks (eg: Thunderbolt,Flamethrower, Water Pulse, etc.) in this state. It is also capable of little human speech. In The Rise of Darkrai, it was shown its power was little of that of Dialga and Palkia.
Darkrai is the only known Pokémon that learns Dark Void.
This Pokémon “inhabits” people’s dreams and causes them to have unending terrible nightmares. In Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum, it is stated that the only way a person can wake from one of these nightmares is to be exposed to the Lunar Wing of Cresselia. Contrary to popular belief, this “unleashing of nightmares” is in fact a defense mechanism, rather than something of malicious intent. Also, in the Anime at least, these nightmares are not never ending, as most victims are able to wake up normally, though it appears if Dark Void is used they cannot until the attack wears off.
Judge Michael Jergins of the 395th Judicial District of Williamson County once recommended that instead of trying to educate my son Charlie IV regarding the Bible, History, and the Constitution, and teach him some elementary ethics and self-respect, I should encourage him to play with “Yu-gi-oh” cards.
The hilarious irony of this advice was that, in happier times, in the late 1990s before all our troubles started in earnest, or during the earliest stages of them, my son and I had been avid collectors of Pokemon Cards, Videos, Tokens, everything. I admit that I was suspicious of Pokemon’s as “mental conditioning” to make children think that Genetically Modified Organisms (especially plant-animal-hybrids, including even weird fungal-avian fish-and-tree crosses were both normal in the world and morally acceptable to think about). But Pokemon cards were colorful and beautiful and mostly had good, heroic stories with them. But that was in the late 1990s and first few years of the New Millenium.
Apparently, during the horrible years of George W. Bush and Obama, Pokemon, like everything else, turned dark.
This came home to me tonight at a mediation in Beverly Hills between Iranian Jews and Russian/Ashkenazic Jews. It is widely recognized that Iranian Jews form a special kind of Elite in Beverly Hills. I have previously written that there really aren’t many “Drysdales” or “Clampetts” left in Beverly Hills, even though I personally go to All Saints Episcopal Church in Beverly Hills where I was confirmed in April 1974. I shan’t dwell on the details of this case or mediation except to say it was extremely disagreeable.
Sitting on the desk to which I and my client were assigned, however, was a Pokemon Pencil with an unfamiliar Icon. During the endless lulls in the back-and-forth of mediation, I studied this Pokemon on my I-Phone (talk about a “Brave New World” way to pass the time) and discovered it was “Darkrai—first revealed in February 2007.” I include the description of Darkrai above.
“Darkrai” was clearly the ideal Pokemon for both the setting of this mediation and the arguments carried on therein. ENDLESS NIGHTMARES—the end of my America, the end of my parents’ America, the end of my Grandparents’ America. All were so clearly delineated in this event. Two Rabbis were the presiding mediators. The setting was a Rabbinical Library with a quite unpronounceable name. It was quite unlike anything I had experienced before, and the result was still a referral of all financial awards to a Jewish Rabbinical Court, Beit Din. The Rabbis involved had no binding authority, apparently, and very little persuasive authority. Still, as an exercise in Legal Anthropology, it was very, very interesting.
The origin of the “Darkrai” pencil on the table remains a mystery to me. Perhaps it was placed there to remind me of the relationship between Brave New World of Genetically Modified Organisms and the “Shake-and-Bake” Ethnic Society of the Modern World.
Perhaps it was only there to make me acutely conscious of the “Endless Nightmare” into which I had stepped. The earlier generation of Pokemons included some mildly “creepy” creatures, including “Psyduck” with his endless headaches and psychokinetic powers, Ghastly, and even “Golem” (and yes, as a matter of fact a “Golem” is a kind of Jewish Zombie or Vampire made of earth…as celebrated in the stories of the “Golem of Prague”, the “Krakow Golem”, one amazing episode of the “X-Files”, and even speculations that Superman might have been the structural and mythic derivative of a Golem….). But a Pokemon of Endless Nightmares that was discovered in February 2007—that was a very interesting discovery on a very interesting night.